After he was kicked out of his grandmother’s house in Casselberry, Fla., an intoxicated 29-year-old man drove to a woman’s home and asked if he could stay there. She refused but offered him $100 to stay at a nearby hotel. In response, he threatened to burn down her house, backed his car into hers, shoving it about a foot, sped off and drove into a retention pond.
BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY, OFFICER: A 10-year-old boy, who was pulled over after driving his father’s Chrysler minivan through the streets of Stillwater, Minn., at 9:30 at night, told the cop that he was headed to the store to buy some Cheerios.
I’M YOUR WIFE NOW; STOP LIVING IN THE PAST! A 77-year-old woman got very angry at her husband, because he had shown his friends a nude picture of his late wife. The lady, who had apparently had a few drinks, demonstrated her displeasure by throwing food at him in their home in the Village of De La Vista, Fla.
NO, WE’RE HAPPY HERE, MA’AM: Four cows wandered into a residential neighborhood of Jacksonville, Fla., and started grazing on a woman’s front lawn. She turned on her sprinklers and car alarm in an effort to get them to move on, but the animals did not react except to drink the water before they were rounded up.
YOU APPEAR TO BE CONFUSED, MADAM: A woman broke into a home in Interlachen, Fla., while a mother was at work and her three children were sleeping, and made herself breakfast. The mother returned home after her 16-year-old daughter woke up at 9 a.m., and called her. When the woman told the intruder to leave, she indicated that the three children in the home were hers. They are not. The cops took her away.
I NEEDED A RIDE HOME! A 33-year-old man, who was booked into jail on a charge of public intoxication in Little Rock, Ark., was released at 2:30 in the morning, immediately stole a police vehicle and drove away. The cops recovered the vehicle and are expected to arrest the perpetrator very soon.
NEE-HAW! Even though he is a convicted felon out on probation and not allowed to have a firearm, a man posted video of himself on Facebook Live riding a motorized scooter inside a Walmart in Peoria, Ill., with a handgun in his waistband.
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS … GOOD IDEA THOUGH: A man evicted the tenants from his property in Charleville, Ireland, after he found out that they had set up a cannabis grow house, and then took over the operation himself. Some time after he tossed the tenants, he was approached by a man who offered him money to resume the operation and produce a crop. He accepted the offer as he was under financial pressure at the time.
YOU THREATENING ME, FIDO? A rural mail carrier in Williamsburg, Ky., encountered a dog armed with an axe in his mouth. The man said he often sees the animal carrying around sticks.